My Very First Banana Bread

So I went grocery shopping this past week and bananas were on my list. I should have seen a red flag when there were hardly any bananas left, but I picked some that looked pretty good to me and moved on. When I got home and tried to put them up on the banana hook, one just fell right off. Oops. Then another one had already broken open. Then Dennis just said to hell with them and that he doesn't want to eat them, so I decided to make banana bread.

I have never made banana bread before, but I have made pumpkin bread a lot so I thought I could handle it. The ingredients were quite simple, as was the recipe.

Ingredients
3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed
1/3 cup melted butter
1 cup sugar (can easily reduce to 3/4 cup)
1 egg, beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon baking soda
pinch of salt
1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour

The recipe says that you don't even need a mixer for this & that you can just use a spoon, but that sounds like more work. So I used my hand mixer.

First preheat the oven to 350. Then mix the bananas and butter together, then add the sugar, egg, and vanilla. Once they are all mixed together well, add the baking soda and salt, and lastly the flour. OMG wasn't that easy?

Pour the mixture into a buttered 4x8 loaf pan and put it in the oven for 70 minutes. I just tried a little piece and it tastes great. The recipe is hard to screw up though, so that is not saying a lot about my cooking. Seriously though, I am a great cook and this bread is going to feed Dennis for a week. Also, I can't find my camera right now you'll have to settle for this terrible picture I took with my computer:

And yes there is a piece missing. So what?! Leave me alone!!

The original recipe from SimplyRecipes.com.

Holiday Sugar Cookies!! with Icing!!

YAY! I love sugar cookies. I mean really good sugar cookies with icing and sprinkles and nonpareils! Some sprinkles are called nonpareils, btw. So I love sugar cookies, and it's the holiday season and the Christmas season, so naturally I thought I needed to make some. Also, my mom gave me some cute cookie cutters last year so I just had to use them!

Seriously, how precious are these?

Ok back to what's really important... the cookies. I found a recipe for soft sugar cookies because I just hate hard crunchy cookies. Sugar cookies are usually pretty thin so it can be easy for them to be crunchy. This recipe is right on the money. 24 hours later, the cookies are still soft and chewy.

Ingredients

3 3/4 cups all-purpose flour

+1 cup all-purpose flour for rolling the dough

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup butter, softened

1 1/2 cups white sugar

2 eggs

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Combine the flour, baking powder, & salt in a bowl. Easy. In a separate large bowl, combine the butter and sugar with a mixer until it is all creamy or something. The recipe said light and fluffy... sorry but my understanding of butter and sugar does not lend itself to being light and fluffy. So make it creamy! Add the eggs one at a time, then the vanilla extract, and then add the flour mixture slowly. Mix well. Or else.

Oh and preheat the oven to 400. Unless you want to go by the recipe, in which case you will need to chill the dough for 2 hours. What these lame-os don't realize is that there is this great invention, the freezer, which did the job for me in about 15 minutes. Haha, suckers.

This next part requires some finesse. I hope you have a rolling pin. You'll need a clean flat surface to roll the dough out. Sprinkle a handful of flour on the surface and drop 1/4 of your dough on it. Knead the dough and sprinkle some more flour over your dough until it's no longer sticky. Roll out the dough until it is only 1/4 inch thick. If the dough sticks to your rolling pin, sprinkle some flour on and rub it in like you are waxing a car.

Once you have rolled out your dough, start cookie cutting! Try to utilize as much of your dough as you can by putting the shapes close together. Make sure you press down with your whole palm so they cut all the way through.

My workstation

Ok! So now you need to grease up some cookie sheets. I put a dab of butter in the pan and then rub it around with a paper towel. There should be a thin layer of butter coating the pan. To get the cookies up, I find it is best to get a spatula under each cookie and lift it without disturbing the other cookies. Pull away any dough that sticks to the cookie, then grab the cookie and put it on the cookie sheet. I tried to arrange them extremely closely together to get as many as possible on a single sheet.

Put the cookie sheet into the oven for 6 minutes. It's so fast! Use this time to whip up some icing.

 
Ingredients

1 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar

3 tablespoons butter, softened

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

1 tablespoon milk

food color (optional)
sprinkles (optional)

Mix the first 4 ingredients together. I'm sure it can be done by hand, but why would you? Psh. Once you have a big bowl of white icing, you can separate it into smaller bowls and make different colors.

The first batch of icing I made was a little funky looking. It looked like it was trying to separate on me, so my instinct was to throw some more powdered sugar in there. It worked.

The rest is all up to you. Some people have nifty little guns and whatnot to apply the icing, but poor little old me just used the bottom of a spoon. I find it easiest to hold the cookie in one hand and apply with the other, rather than trying to ice the cookie while it is laying on a flat surface. Also, make sure you put any sprinkles on before the icing has time to dry. If you are lucky, your cookies will look like mine because my cookies are da bomb.

This is the spot where the photo of my cookies should appear. This photo is supposed to make you froth at the mouth because it looks so delectable. Well my macbook decided to suck and deny me my pictures. I will figure out this error and put up a picture of the finished product.

Happy baking!

Cookie recipe & icing recipe - both from AllRecipes.com.

Pumpkin Cheesecake

Dennis found this recipe in a Southern Living Crockpot cookbook. No use of the actual crockpot, not that you would know it - it may well have been seeing how long it took. 3 hours cook time, plus the prep time. Ugh! Still, it looks amazing and tastes even better.

Ingredients

1 1/4 cups gingersnap crumbs (25 to 30 cookies)

3  tablespoons butter or margarine, melted

3  (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened

1 1/4 cups sugar, divided

1  tablespoon vanilla extract

6  large eggs, separated

32 oz cans pumpkin puree

2  large eggs

1  cup whipping cream

1  tablespoon powdered sugar

Combine crumbs and butter - easier than it sounds! What I mean is, I wasn't sure how to go about turning the hard cookies into crumbs until I remember seeing Rachael Ray put croutons in the food processor to make breadcrumbs. So I followed suit and put the cookies in the food processor and that worked very well!

Press the mixture into bottom of a pan. The recipe tells you to use a 12-inch springform pan. I do not own a springform pan so I just decided to use a 9x9 Pyrex pan. As it turned out, there was way too much batter left over so if you don't have the right pan you should probably halve the recipe. Set this mixture aside.

Beat the cream cheese at medium speed with an electric mixer until smooth, then add 1 cup sugar and vanilla, beating until creamy. Stir in the 6 egg yolks, then pour 2 1/2 cups mixture into prepared crust and set aside.

Add the pumpkin puree and 2 eggs to remaining cream cheese mixture. I used the electric mixer for this step.

In a separate bowl, beat the egg whites at high speed until foamy. Add remaining 1/4 cup sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, beating until stiff peaks form and sugar dissolves. Pour into pumpkin mixture and mix with a spoon. Pour the resulting mixture over the first cream cheese mixture in the crust.

Bake at 300° for 1 1/2 hours. Then turn the oven off, and run a knife around edge of cheesecake to loosen (I didn't need to do this since I wasn't using the springform pan & so didn't need to remove the cheesecake from the pan). Let stand in oven with door partially open for 1 1/2 hours. Remove sides of pan (if you have the springform pan), then cover and chill.

Beat the whipping cream and powdered sugar at high speed until soft peaks form; spread on top of the cheesecake when you are ready to eat it. Since I knew Dennis & I were just going to eat the cheesecake one piece at a time, I kept the whipped cream in a separate container and put it on the side of the plate. If you are planning on making this for some kind of party where presentation is important, spreading the whipped cream on top would make it look lovely!

Here is the finished product. Looks kind of marbled with the pumpkin part on top. Voila! This cheesecake is DA BOMB, but make sure you set aside at least 3 hours to cook it, and a few more hours afterward to chill it. This dessert would be great for any holiday party. Bon appetit!

Here is the recipe from Southern Living. I tweaked the ingredient list slightly.